President Bush Defuses Wiretap Kerfuffle

Scott Ott of Scrappleface has produced a funny bit of satire on the topic of National Security Administration (NSA) wiretaps of Americans' phones:

(President) Bush Announces Do-Not-Wiretap List

Excerpt:

“If you’re concerned that your civil rights might be violated simply because some al Qaeda member has your information in his cellphone or computer,” [President Bush] said, “then go to DoNotWiretap.gov, [ ... ] and we’ll let the National Security Administration know that you don’t want them eavesdropping on you.”

I was directed to Mr. Ott's piece by Michelle Malkin at Michelle Malkin.